Vladimir Putin is being advised by aliens, says Labour councillor

Source: http://metro.co.uk/2015/02/23/vladimir-putin-is-being-advised-by-aliens-says-labour-councillor-5075567/

Jimmy Nsubuga for Metro.co.ukMonday 23 Feb 2015

Vladimir Putin is being advised by high-profile aliens.

So says Simon Parkes, a town councillor from Whitby who also claims to have had sex with extra-terrestrials. And who claims his real mother is 9ft tall and green. And has a son on another planet.

So now we’ve got his credibility sorted, let’s hear what he’s got to say.

‘They look just like Scandinavians, tall and blond with blue eyes, they visit and have meetings with high-level and influential people and then leave again.

‘They don’t hang around long because they don’t want to be rumbled.’
According to cllr Parkes the aliens have been advising Putin for two or three years.

Thankfully they are friendly towards earthlings, but want Putin to stand up to the U.S.

However, he says that Russians are now using typewriters to prevent ‘U.S. spyware which could hack into their systems’.

Mr Parkes was democratically elected to Whitby Town Council in February 2012.

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Labour councillor on Whitby Town Council Simon Parkes (Picture: NNP)

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